sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow
deep conversations with open minded people are one of my most favourite things ever
you know you’re a rebelious child when your parents turn of the wifi at night but you turn it back on a few moments later
*cracks neck* my time has come
i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -9000 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)
"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."
*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*
This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to.
stealin ur man w/ these smooth moves